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This is it, gang. Tonight we need to say goodbye until Joe Bob's Labor Day Ruckus or The Ethiopian New Year Hullabaloo or whatever. I'm going to desperately miss talking nonsense with your freaks & weirdos.

One last time (for now): take a moment to ensure that you've been duly sworn in by taking our sacred oath.

First Movie: ???

Second Movie: Day of the Dead

I tried redoing Hungry Like The Wolf by Duran Duran for tonight, but I couldn't wedge both caliginous and callipygian in there while also referencing Bastille Day and probably-werewolves. I failed you, fam! 😫

At any rate, you should know that you're legally obligated to get sworn in before that one guitar part punches you in the feels. So, raise your right hand...

First Movie: Alligator

Second Movie: Grizzly

🎶🎶 The Last Drive-In (gotta watch 'em all-lll) It's Joe Bob and me-eee We know it's our destiny-yyy Darcy, you're our best friend Shitty movies we must defend The Last Drive-In (gotta watch 'em all-lll) A passion so true The drive-in totals will pull us throughhhh Joe Bob teaches, we'll learn from you The Last Drive-In, gotta watch 'em all Gotta watch 'em alllllll 🎶🎶

You know that I literally only take one responsibility seriously, and that's making sure we renew our commitment to Kung Fu City every Friday evening. Don't forget to say your prayers, fam.

Movie 1: Mad God Movie 2: Perfect Blue

Folks and kin, gather 'round the flickering embers of this here ancient fire and let the shadows dance in the hollers of our souls.

In the hallowed heart of these spooky-ass woods, we unite as one. Like the roots of ageless trees entwined beneath the forest floor, so shall our mutant bond remain unbreakable.

We are bound by the legacy of our ancestors, which we carry forward into the endless night through our sacred oath.

First Movie: Dark Night of the Scarecrow

Second Movie: Beyond the Door III