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That's, so interesting.
That's, so interesting.
Image transcription: In the English language, you can use a comma, anywhere, in a sentence, and it, will still be, grammatically, correct,.
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I once slept for 11 hours and when I woke up my cats looked extremely disappointed that they wouldn't get to devour me.
I once slept for 11 hours and when I woke up my cats looked extremely disappointed that they wouldn't get to devour me.
Image transcription: Studies have shown that cats would eat their owners if they slept for 12 hours straight.
(Originally published a few hours ago on mstdn)
Where has Tracy Chapman been?
I don't think most people understand how big of a deal it is that Tracy Chapman performed Fast Car at the Grammys. She wrote that song in 1988. Cars were MUCH slower back then. So when she got up on that stage, everyone watching thought "Uh oh, does she even know what a fast car is anymore?" But Tracy knocked it out of the park. She showed the world that 36 years later she can still sing about faster cars than we can even imagine.
(Originally published a few hours ago on mstdn)
That makes sense.
Image transcription: 98% of UFO sightings have turned out to be bounce castles that got carried away by the wind.
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I love Daniel Radcliffe.
Image transcription: Daniel Radcliffe has pledged to only accept acting roles that will confuse and upset Harry Potter fans.
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That's terrifying.
That's terrifying.
Image transcription: Sleep paralysis occurs when the bacteria living in your brain gain temporary control over your motor functions.
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That's a cool feature.
That's a cool feature.
Image transcription: If you swipe up with two fingers on someone’s Tinder profile it will reveal if they have a criminal record.
(Originally published on mstdn: 2024-02-04)
I want one.
Image transcription: The most expensive pizza in the world costs $20,000. It is topped with pepperoni, sausage and a baseball that has been autographed by Babe Ruth.
(Originally published on mstdn.social: 2024-01-12)
That's so interesting.
That's so interesting.
Image transcription: Charlton Heston was not allowed to be an organ donor because his body legally belonged to the NRA.
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I love Keanu Reeves.
Image transcription: Keanu Reeves claims that he has aged so gracefully because he refuses to acknowledge his birthday every year.
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The human mind is such a powerful thing.
Image transcription: Due to the placebo effect, an amputee will regrow lost limbs if you give them a sugar pill and tell them that it is a scientific breakthrough in regenerative medicine.
That makes sense.
Image transcription: The FDA, which stands for the Food in Drugs Administration, is responsible for putting food in all of the drugs.
I wouldn't have been able to resist that temptation either.
I wouldn't have been able to resist that temptation either.
Image transcription: The forbidden fruit in the Garden of Eden was a coconut.
Wow.
Image transcription: When Jeff Bezos found out that many of his employees had to take the bus to work, he bought the bus company and raised ticket prices.
Not everything needs to be invented.
Image transcription: Microscope goggles were invented in 2011, which allowed people to see every single germ in their field of vision. The product was quickly discontinued because everyone who wore them went insane.
Well that's depressing.
Well that's depressing.
Image transcription: Humans laugh less as they age, and lose the ability to laugh entirely at the age of 84.
Uh oh, I guess I should change mine.
Image transcription: The most commonly used password is "yumyumpancakes69".