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Can #17 Alabama upset #12 Ole Miss?

Ole Miss comes in undefeated to a shaky looking, 2 win alabama. And it must be asked, can the lower ranked team win? To be fair to alabama, it is a home game, but to drop my snarky act for a moment I'm gonna genuinely ask: would the normally boisterous home crowd remain a factor in a early 2 possession deficit? I know I'm tempting fate a bit here, but it's with another team so I think I should be fine.

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Big XII Week 2 Recap

The Big XII did okay this week, going 10-4 yet again.

Here's my tier list and thoughts around the conference this week:

Tier 1

Texas (2-0)

Texas not only won in Tuscaloosa, they made Alabama (ranked AP #3 and c/CFB #4) look like a mediocre P5 team. The thing is, it's early enough in the season that Alabama might just be a mediocre P5 team so I felt uneasy putting them in a league of their own. But Texas performed well at every position, only slightly marred by drops in the red zone that forced Texas to settle for multiple field goals (one of which kicker Auburn missed). Ewers had a couple flawless deep throws (including this incredible moon shot, answering one the biggest question about him. The RB room looks stacked, filling the need created by Bijan's departure for the NFL. The front 7 pressured Bama QB Milroe all night, registering 5 sacks (Ewers took none). Milroe was also picked off by both Barron and Thompson, so don't think Texas is all offense and no defense.

Tier 2

KU (2-0), K-State (2-0), OU (2-0)

Not only did Kansas QB Jalon Daniels return from injury in this game, he looked pretty darn good, leading KU to a decisive P5 non-con victory over Illinois (34-23). And it wasn't as close as the score suggests (the only reason I watched the whole game was because nothing else was on). Thus, they move up a tier. But they didn't make Illinois look totally helpless in their comeback attempt, with great scrambling by QB Altmyer (see this amazing run), and the fact that Illinois was successful on both 2-pt attempts tells me KU could work on their red zone defense.

K-State pushed Troy -- one of the better G5 schools, or so I'm expecting this season -- around for an hour and won by 4 scores (42-13). Will Howard is arguably the top QB in the conference (certainly one of the most experienced), and he showed out in this one with 3 passing TDs and 2 rushing TDs. I didn't get many eyes on this game as I was mostly watching Baylor, but I'm keen to see if they can put up another 40-burger when they face a P5 team next week (Missouri -- which I imagine will only add to the "SEC is trash" narrative building this season).

I'm only keeping OU in this tier because I think this game might have been a fluke, as they struggled with SMU (28-11), a vastly superior team to Arkansas State but still G5 (well, I guess not for long). SMU was only a field goal down during the 4th quarter in this contest. If not for the turnover margin (2-0), plus a missed field goal, the Mustangs could well have won. As a rule, I don't watch OU games besides RRS or when they're losing, so I probably missed some context for this one.

Tier 3

Cinci (2-0), TCU (1-1), Texas Tech (0-2), UCF (2-0)

Congrats to Cinci for the rivalry win (27-21). I think they surprised a lot of people, myself included, for pulling this off with the HC reshuffle at the end of last coaching carousel. Props to Satterfield for circling the wagons and assembling a decent team to best a Narduzzi squad (who might just be Michigan State's coach next year). I don't have much else to note as I didn't watch the game (and to be perfectly honest, I only just realized Emory Jones is here and not at Florida despite writing about him in last week's post...), but I don't like that Pitt mounted a comeback drive. Take notes, West Virginia.

TCU pushed around an FCS team (41-6), as they should. Probably could have won by more if they were playing angry following last week's letdown, but I believe teams should get their backups experience whenever possible as TCU did here. I was watching the Texas-Bama game so I'm just recapping from the box score: I see a 57-yard field goal -- I like 57 yard field goals. Props to QB Morris for his rushing TD. Also, in the AP account of the game was this gem from Morris re: his W1 performance against CU:

> I had two costly turnovers last week that I mean, I couldn't even turn on Animal Planet during the week and watch some shows without seeing it on TV.

Are they showing CFB highlights on Animal Planet now?

So it might be controversial to have a winless team roughly in the top half of the conference, but I thought Texas Tech bounced back from their lethargic performance in Laramie last week in this week's home game against the might Ducks (30-38). I know Oregon covered, but I expected them to beat Tech by more and Tech even led for more than a quarter of game time. If not for the pick-six in the last minute of the game (and Bo Nix doing Nix things), Tech could well have won by a walk-off FG. I've never been high on Tech QB Tyler Shough though (obviously the story in this game was that he was once at Oregon), so I'm not sure why I'm holding out high expectations for this team... Probably because I know they've got the weird tortilla magic that can ruin my Longhorns' season on Black Friday. We've seen what McGuire can do for recruiting but can he turn the ship around on a losing season?

Y'all okay, UCF fans? I believe this is a good Boise squad so a nail-biter (18-16) against them on the Smurf turf is nothing to be ashamed of. But I would hope you have more up your sleeve for conference play than kicking FGs (shout out to Colton Boomer for hitting 4, including 2 for 50+ and the go-ahead walk-off 40 yarder). After last week's solid performance, I would not have expected a pair of red zone interceptions. And with QB Plumlee out due to injury for a few weeks, I'm very curious how UCF regains their footing. I trust Malzahn will devise serviceable game plans, but maybe they lose one more game than expected going forward.

Tier 4

Baylor (0-2), BYU (2-0), Iowa State (1-1), Oklahoma State (2-0)

Behold my surprise when Baylor pushed around Utah for the majority of their contest (yes, Utah had key players out), only to choke in the fourth and then be robbed of a chance at OT (13-20). But just as Texas left points on the board, Baylor really should have capitalized more on all the momentum they had. There was no need to push so hard in the fourth in a tied ball game -- all you need to do is manage the clock to kick a late field goal (and if you miss, let it go to OT). But no, let's throw an interception instead. And then give up a whole TD in about a minute (leaving only 17 seconds to score your own TD to equalize). Props to Utah here for recognizing that Barnes wasn't working at QB and resorting to playing former Longhorn Ja'Quinden Jackson as wildcat QB and just running the ball. Baylor's not going in the basement this week just because they looked more dominant than a ranked team for 58 minutes.

I've not go much to say about BYU blowing out an FCS school (41-16). 4 passing TDs and a rushing TD from QB Kedon Slovis is always commendable, I guess. Props for getting a blocked punt. And always good to add an INT to that for the defense (but Slovis had one of his own as well). But I would expect a higher score when your opponent also muffs a punt and misses a FG. Now good luck going into Fayette-nam next week, BYU. flashbacks begin

Iowa State could just not get things going in ยกEl Assico! this year (13-20). Nearly shut out of the first half, they allowed Iowa to do Iowa things (scoring on defense) and had to settle for 50+ walk-off field goal to get on the board. And Iowa didn't even look great (especially on offense, go figure), taking home the Cy-Hawk Trophy but crucially falling short of their 25 point target. Because the Cyclones seem plagued by drops and bad QB play, they are relegated a tier this week.

I caught a bit of the Big-XII After Dark game, which looked fairly evenly matched until OK State pulled away in the fourth quarter (15-27). But maybe both teams are auditioning for the B1G or something, as 9 drives ended in punts and 4 turned over on downs. Looks like Mike Gundy is still going with a committee at the QB position, with 3 getting significant playing time. I'm expecting this to be a bad ASU team (true freshman QB Jaden Rashada looked way too raw) so the Pokes really needed to win by more and not trail for so long for me to have them any higher.

Tier 5

Houston (1-1), West Virginia (1-1)

Houston lost to some carbs (41-43). I guess this makes me feel better about Texas's sluggish performance against Rice last week. Rice was just in control of this game, up 28-0 late in the 2nd quarter. Props to JT Daniels for passing for over 400 yards and to Luke McCaffrey for this amazing catch. Houston had to mount a hurried comeback to get to OT, but fell short of the required 2pt conversion in the 2nd OT period. I hope Holgo is wearing fire-retardant pants because his seat is probably getting very hot after this cross-town rivalry performance.

West Virginia beat up their FCS foe, scoring a whopping 28 points in the 2nd quarter to do so (56-17). But they shouldn't have been tied with Duquesne at the end of the first quarter. I have the same trousers comment for Neil Brown as I did for his predecessor, so it's fitting they get to hang out in the Big XII cellar together.

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Please tell me how I got everything wrong and why your team is going to win the conference this year!

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Big XII Week 1 Recap

Would love to see some weekly conference discussion posts, so I'll try to get the ball rolling in this community with the Big XII. Looks a little different this year, so welcome to the conference BYU, Cinci, Houston, and UCF!

The conference went 10-4 this week.

Without further ado, here's my tier list and (very cursory) thoughts around the conference this week for the biggest ever (so far) Big XII:

Tier 1

K-State (1-0), OU (1-0), Texas (1-0)

K-State looks very good and took care of business against an FCS opponent (45-0). Senior QB Will Howard brings a lot of experience to the Wildcats offense.

OU blew the doors off poor Arkansas State (73-0). Not sure we learn much from this game. Seemed to me like running up the score is to make up for their poor non-con schedule this year (not their fault).

Texas had a very lackluster performance (37-10), especially in the first half, but Ewers settled in and was pulled very early. Feels like Texas spent most of their time prepping for Alabama next week.

Tier 2

Cinci (1-0), TCU (0-1), UCF (1-0)

Cinci was only favored by 3 scores but won by 6 (66-13). Again, FCS opponents don't tell us much, but you can't ignore the performance of QB Emory Jones who threw 5 TDs and rushed 2.

Putting TCU in this tier is probably controversial after a loss, but they had a very real chance of beating the Buffs in the second half (42-45). I nearly placed them in the next tier down, so we'll see if they bounce back from the loss to justify being here.

UCF looked really good in their Thursday night beatdown of Kent State (56-6). QB John Rhys Plumlee looked very good and I think their style of football will fit in very well in this conference. Welcome back to coaching in a power conference, Gus Malzahn.

Tier 3

Kansas (1-0), Iowa State (1-0), Oklahoma State (1-0)

I raised an eyebrow when I saw Kansas was struggling in the first half. I believe Leipold will bring KU back to regular bowl appearances, and they're still on track as they eventually rolled their FCS foe (48-17).

Iowa State hasn't completely gambled their season away yet, cruising to victory after an early pick six in their FCS matchup (30-9). I understand most would have them lower but I think Matt Campbell can turn things around.

The Pokes were pitching a shutout of their FCS opponent, but struggled in the second half to pull away (27-13). I still have questions about the cohesion of that team.

Tier 4

BYU (1-0), Houston (1-0), Texas Tech (0-1), West Virginia (0-1)

Now we're getting to the struggle bus portion of the conference.

BYU looked tame against FBS newcomer Sam Houston (14-0). I respect the Bearkats for what they've done in FCS (and for my friends that went there) but they are 133rd in my FBS rankings. BYU needs more than a pair of Kedon Slovis rushing TDs to convince me they will be bowl eligible at the end of the season.

I watched nearly the whole Houston game which went down to the wire not unlike last year (17-14). Unlike last year, however, was that UTSA was the one really struggling with 3 picks thrown by Frank Harris. The fact that the Cougars hardly took advantage does not bode well for their P5 conference slate ahead.

Texas Tech, why did you schedule this game? Can't blame them for the weather delay but they did no favors for themselves going on the road so I had them on upset alert. The fighting tortillas limped to a 2OT loss (33-35) which I expect to torpedo morale and their season.

West Virginia wasn't shutout by an immensely more powerful Penn State (15-38) so they get to stay out of the basement. But with Neal Brown still at the helm, it feels like this is where they belong.

Tier 5

Baylor (0-1)

Okay, where do I begin here? Baylor, this loss is absolutely unjustifiable (31-42). You were 28-pt favorites, and the game wasn't even as close as the score indicates. The Bobcats dominated the Bears in their first ever win over a P5 team. Kudos to upstart HC GJ Kinne for getting their squad ready. Turns out this transfer portal thing works (they brought the 4th most amount of transfers this off-season). I don't know how Baylor's defense could be so bad with a "defensive genius" at HC. (Okay, I know they were missing key players in the secondary, but that doesn't explain 10 TFLs.) Do better, Baylor.

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I know there are some Big XII fans in here, so I'd love to know everyone's thoughts! And if anyone's interested in taking over posting these, let me know.

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