That’s such a meaningless statistic too. Unless you’re actively smurfing to inflate your stats then almost everyone’s goals per game stat is going to be low. And some people have different play styles anyway. Some people are naturally better at passing plays than shooting, and others can’t pass to save their life but can at least shoot on target when they get passed to.
My favorite part was that I was the only one who scored in that game - although I realize it doesn't mean much because of the exact reason you mention.
Sometimes all you can do is marvel in awe at the creativity of some toxicity.