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I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack? - [Legendary Lemmy Poop Story]

lemmy.world I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack? - Lemmy.world

Please don’t ask why I need this. It would be great if the food also made me sweat less. It has to be something I can easily find. EDITS FOR CLARIFICATION: - I am not planning on partaking in any illegal activities. - I do not condone the use of illegal substances and am not planning on smuggling an...

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Lemming user asks for ways to stop themselves from pooping for 3 days.

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  • Peanut butter and vitamins. High energy density, so you only have to eat a bit. But protein to sustain you. If you’re doing strenuous exercise, may want to bring some of those gels for running. I guess that’s basically a pb and j without bread.

    • I'm not original poster, but this is honestly something fun to know lol I'm sure he would have appreciated it greatly.

      • Man this fediverse shit is confusing as hell...

        • Yeahhh, it doesn't help that I'm just pulling from everywhere. I'll try and make it more clear by stating [cross-post] next time.

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