You know why I get a hotel room? To poop in peace. No kids bangin’ on the door, No phones ringin’. It’s my time! Every Tuesday and Thursday at 3:00 pm! I don’t know why I only go twice a week.
Tell me about it! I'm like, "Stop it!" When people are blowing up my phone. I wish I could afford a hotel, but sometimes I just go to the library, rent a headset, and lock myself in the unisex. Pure bliss.