Remake "Ooh, things look a little different. I mean it's mostly the same... no, I mean it's entirely the same! Trust me! But maybe just a little bit different, and there's something a little strange happening, and... oh, what's this strange cameo at the end? But it's totally the same story, really."
Rebirth: "Yeah, uh, we're not gonna beat around the bush anymore. Zack is here, Cloud is fighting alongside Sephiroth, this is not the same story at all. Deal with it."