You can have any superpower, but the first person to reply chooses a side effect
You can have any superpower, but the first person to reply chooses a side effect
self-explanatory!!
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Ability to secrete custard from my hands at will.
Only when orgasming
this just makes it even better
Can't make custard without 'ard!
You constantly forget to wash your hands.
Your mouth becomes sealed shut for 8 hours whenever you secrete custard.
Hah! You clearly don't understand the power of refrigeration.
My new bedtime routine would be filling up the custard freezer.
The custard is rancid.
Impossible!
Even fantasy there is no reality where custard is not delicious 🤤
Will calls the police and you are arrested.
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