You can have any superpower, but the first person to reply chooses a side effect
You can have any superpower, but the first person to reply chooses a side effect
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Fly with farts.
The only way you can generate fart power is by eating poo.
Yeah, but then you get to have a cool catchphrase like, "Eat shit and fly".
You have uncurable IBS
Your farts are now so powerful that they propel you upwards without bending any laws of physics
The farts are toxic in a one meter radius.
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