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When this happens, find the smallest speck of dust you can see. There's always dust, and the distraction eases the stress.
Or pull out your phone and use it as a distraction. 60% of the time, it works every time.
I'm not pulling out my phone at a urinal.
if you turn the flash light on and off quickly people will simply think you're taking a photo of your dick
Well, at that point, I might as well just take pics of my dick.
....like I need any more, I mean really.
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