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Translation: you'll become more conservative when you have children and own a home
Millennials: š
Zoomers: š
Alpha: š¤£
Whateverthefuckcomesnext: šown a home
Too bad boomers ruined my best chance at that.
Having to mow the lawn is the first step in the pipeline of fascism
Everyone knows it's a gateway chore
You joke, but if you ever talked to a homeowner about their lawn and heard them complain about their neighbor's lawn...
Mowing the lawn is the only hour of uninterrupted creativity I get in the week. Also my neighbour's lawn is 50% dandelions.
Your lawn is green concrete; a lifeless painting with nothing for pollinators.
Your neighbor's lawn has wildlife in the deadlands of the suburbs.
Except for the magnolia tree and vegetable garden cleary visible in the photo...
A tiny little strip of life, carefully manicured to minimize nature as much as possible.
Might as well pave over the rest of it and just have potted plants for all the good that does.
my neighbour's lawn is 50% dandelions.
its too late, you're hitler himself
Wait is Alpha the next generation's name after Zoomers?
Yeah, for now. That might change. Millennial was originally Gen Y.
