A big flat white, and the house cat to come sit on my lap and receive pats while I drink it.

After that phone call can I put in an order for a fishbowl margarita? And some painkillers for the resulting brain freeze.

May I please have a coffee, a croissant, and the willpower to survive the day? 🙇‍♀️

Good morning chef. I'd like the sample platter of you rarest and least edible emoji

Brains.

And a salad on the side

All of rows 6 and 7, please chef. The healthy eating starts tomorrow