I’ve found it! The pinnacle of 1970s “chic”

I just legitimately love it and I'm sorry about my awful taste

Honestly put a door in front of the shitter and pull the carpet away from the tub a bit, and I'd take it in a heartbeat.
It has a bit of a case of "so bad it's good". It's fun and slightly uncomfortable too, I get it.
You will love it until someone goes over it with a UV light
- man if somebody went over my apartment with a UV light right now it would immediately blind the entire street
Hey man 70s stuff is starting to become fashionable again

And me too
You do you! Just don’t invite me to your place 🙃
- Oh come on man, come over! It'll be fun! Feel the carpet in between your toes; especially in the bathroom.
I would pay to live here lmao

Fringes curtain for the toilets help with ventilation I suppose.
Also I am a big fan of the mirrors above the bed. Kinky and I can't wait to catch movement at the corner of my eyes while falling asleep, I will spook myself with it.

Is there anything more disgusting than carpeted areas around a tub or toilet?

Like what the fuck were they thinking?

All of the other 70s and '80s trends - like the really dark wood paneling, ugly orange colors, that's just aesthetics. Maybe we'll go back to liking wood paneling at some point.

Carpet in a bathroom is not aesthetics or fashion It is fucking disgusting and unsanitary.

Dark wood paneling and orange were popular because they hid the tar stains from everybody chain smoking indoors.
Nothing wrong with dark wood panelling.
Shiplap is this generation's wood paneling
The 80's weren't afraid to be bold. I've seen a 1980's bathroom fixture catalog that featured onyx black toilets and sinks.

But yes carpet in a bathroom can impale itself right on Satan's penis.
Carpeting around the toilet 🤮🤮
The wood paneling no longer meets fire code in many districts in the US.

Wait, are you telling me you would not rock this? I mean change the mattress first of course, maybe a good disinfection everywhere else.

Oh and rip out the carpet around the toilet, because that is a crime.

In addition to those changes, I’m adding an actual door the toilet rather than that fringing or whatever it is. I’m ditching the mirrors on the ceiling, getting rid of those steps up to the bed and replacing it with a normal bed frame. I genuinely don’t know what I’d do with the jacuzzi… I do love a hot bath but I don’t love the idea of that much humidity in my bedroom. Maybe partition it off with the toilet and make it a proper en suite?

I think all I really like is the size of the room and maybe the natural light - it’s a bit hard to tell from this angle.
- "I hate everything about this" would have been quicker to type.
Add a door to the toilets while you are at it. It looks like the carpet was recently cleaned if I am not mistaken, good thing.
- As someone who had a carpeted bathroom as a child, it will never be clean in that area around the toilet. I don't think a door is really needed though as this seems like the whole area is meant as a private sanctum.

Wrong sub bruh. This is glorious. If you search those cabinets hard enough you know you are going to find some left over cocaine.

It's obviously designed for enormous amounts of adventurous boning. Hope they cleaned the carpet often
- Looks like a scene out of LSL7

Roomba boss level.

Roomba looking at the carpeted stairs: "Fuck".
- Roomba looking at carpeted room:
  
  ℹ️ Notification
  Cleaning started
  
  2 minutes later
  
  ℹ️ Error
  BIN FULL EMPTY PLS

This room fucks.

You lost me at carpeted open air bathroom.

Look at it this way, after eating $50 worth of taco bell do you want any doors between you and a toilet?

Guys, this room was made for swinging

I can smell this picture.

Just how much cocaine is included in the sale?

All the stuff you can collect through your vacuum cleaner

You just know tons of sex has been had in this room. The mirrors, the jacuzzi, the GREEN SHAG CARPET. Chef's kiss

Definitely with a black light those surfaces would tell so many stories
It involved a lot of silk robes and lotions.
It's the fringes for me. I imagine an attempt at the sexy peeking at someone naked behind it, like the elegant films that imply sex.
These are sex people.
Is that shag? It looks quite short to me
- A short shag has been had on it.

We are all just prisoners here, of our own device.

On a dark desert highway...
- Cool wind in mah hair!

Blacklight will cause blindness.

I literally vomited just slightly when I saw this. And it IS indeed glorious 70s "chic"!

Let's also not forget the beaded? curtain to hide the toilet!

Mirror on the ceiling...

Pink champagne on ice...

There's a mirror on the ceiling?? 😲

This community is only a month old and this is our second mirrored ceiling!
Yeah it's so you can see another angle during sex.
- Yeah, what's not to like? This is someone's fuck lounge and they knew what they wanted (although the carpet by the jacuzzi is horrible).

It has a distinctive lack of pastel tropical fauna wall paper to make my top ten, but it makes it pretty high on the list.

And a high back wicker chair!

This is not a room for regular couples.

Everything is in sight so the hooker can't steal your wallet.

This is gaudy af, but if I bought this house, it would keep it as is.

I assume the entire house is pretty big, I would make that the guest room and take a normal one for myself.
- Putting your uptight in-laws in there with no prior warning would be hilarious.

I don't get the fascination with twin sinks. Who stands next to their partner/wife/husband etc. shaving, cleaning their teeth, popping zits, using the kitchen tongs on some of their lengthier nose hairs?

It helps when you both need to wake up and get to work at the same time.
Partners who go to bed and/or wake up at the same time.
Depends on how much space is there, everyone can place their stuff where he or she wants them around the sink.

Bonus: Everyones' dirt is their own. His beard stubbles are never in her sink, and whatever she combed out of her hair does not clog his.
We use ours all the time. It's nice to not have to wait or navigate around one another when we're both rushing first thing in the morning.
I mean if you have only one bathroom helps. And I am gonna guess it also helps with kids.
My partners and i always fight over the sink tbh. But the one time i lived with a partner and we had a double sink, we kept our hairdryer in the other sink 😝

I bet there's glitter in that popcorn ceiling.

Mesothelioma... with style!

The magical era between the invention of color, and principles to using the color wheel.

This reminds me of the hotel room in fear and loathing in Las Vegas

The mirrors on the ceiling... I never got that. Who wants to watch themselves fucking?

You're telling me if you could watch the naughty bits slapping together while you're having sex you wouldn't?
- Now I'm trying to figure out what angle would make them easier to watch through a ceiling mirror rather than, you know, just looking right at them.
- I mean, I'm happy watching other people's naughty bits. I just don't know that I want to watch myself while in the middle of it.
People with much higher self esteem/body confidence than me!
People who aren't ugly lmfao.
- Why would even beautiful people want to watch themselves? Is their ego that big?
Um I'm into it, and I'm rather in the lower libido stage of life. Love my closet mirror.
My old canopy bed had them. It was kind of cool but that frame was ridiculously impractical so it didn't make it in my last move.

I never understood why everyone thought it was a sex thing. I just found it useful to spot the cat lurking in the room, so I didn't have to sit up to check on what I thought I saw moving.

What is much more of a sex thing is a mirror in the headboard (which that bed also had lol), or near the foot of the bed, so you can make eye contact

In the preview this looked like a pool

Imagine walking up to the bed. You are at the top step, 3" from the surface of the bed. Instead of the bed being at knee to butt height, it's at ankle height. You now essentially need to sit down on the ground to get into bed. The strain on the knees would suck. Or you forget how many steps in the dark and trip on the last step and fall your full height.

Oh god the toilet.

Don't need an ensuite if the entire room is the bathroom. [Taps head.]

It's gotta be a water bed right?....... RIGHT?

No doubt!

If you're into this aesthetic (except for the carpeted bathroom 🤮 ), checkout The Madonna Inn in California.

What the actual fuck. $520 for two nights. They even try to rent you a blanket at checkout. I can’t believe this place exists!

This encompasses the 1970's style so well, I would be afraid to remodel it. I'm half expecting Sean Connery and a Bond Girl to come walking in the door any second now!

I’m not a fan of pooping behind the curtain. I hope its not carpet around the toilet.

Oh you can see it clearly is....

The bed stairs kinda give me a nice vibe though.

I preemptively killed your vibe.

would rent.

would not clean.

Check out this comment below.

I tried to find the place with a reverse image search, but also if the hits (there are quite a number) are to collections of pics of the worst home interiors.

Yeah, I found it on a random “worst listings” site. Would love to see the rest!

I can literally hear the 80’s porn music right now… haha

Adopts sultry female voice, 'Mmmm, das ist schöne.'

This is majestic and I'm moving in immediately.

All I can think while looking at this is....

Bed, bath, and beyond.

I'm sorry. I'll see myself out.

There’s another post in this community called “bed bath and beyond”. Less sex but more mildew.
- I'm not going to search. Sounds horrible.
  
  Take your upvote and go.

It reminds me of the house from Scarface

Ewwwwww carpet around the jacuzzi 🤮

Damn that is nice, when can I move in?