Longer version: Northstowe was supposed to be some idyllic, self sustaining eco-town but it's just a drab hellhole with nothing to do and even less of a soul.
A new development popped up in Nottingham recently. Nestled in between a main road and a train line, overlooked by the ruined husk of the old Virgin Media building, and conveniently across the road from a sewage plant.
I'm expecting them to complete and sell over the winter, because it smells delightful on any day over 20°C.