I had to Google that. Never heard of them, but they don't strike me as radically different than Funko Pops. I know married people with those. Someone out there probably likes you, or would if they met you.
On my third marriage. There is about nothing anyone of us wanted from the other, amicable as far as stuff and finances. Can't imagine arguing over material crap. What's hers is hers, mine is mine.