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San Francisco Announces That Due To Crime, It’s Moving To Texas

babylonbee.com San Francisco Announces That Due To Crime, It’s Moving To Texas

SAN FRANCISCO, CA — The crime surge in the Bay Area continues to lead to mass migration out of California, as skyrocketing crime rates have led the entire city of San Francisco to announce it is relocating to Texas.

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