I have this song to sing.
It'll probably make you cringe.
This girl we all like a lot.
Her posts sure hit the spot.
But I'm not sure if she knows
How without her, feddit blows.
This is how I waste my time.
I shitpost nine to nine.
To-day
I wrote this song because
My brain is deeply flawed.
But all the jokes left aside,
shitposting is my pride.
If you knew my circumstance
I'd show you why I want
To write the shitposts I got.
I'd list each and every way that I'm crazy.
And I'll talk about you on this part,
The spoken bit, and let the chorus part flow.
Eme Jota Blanches I hope you understand
That this nerdy weirdo thought that this song was a good plan
And I think
That it would totally rule
If you post around these parts here
to make us all feel cool