Sorry. Age gets us all! If it's any consolation, depending on when you started reading we may not be more than ~10-15 years apart. I remember the 2004 ones being new and I'm in my early thirties.
Ha, I figured somebody has to recognize that. A super campy and really fuckin weird movie, and not what I'd call good exactly, but I like it. Remove all the weird shit and the core is a pretty classic tale of how rich people exploit the poor.