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Bidets!
32 2 ReplyNot sure if they get much hate but they sure get a lot of shit
20 1 ReplyWell I hate the fuck out of bidets and don't understand why people want to walk around with a wet ass.
1 9 ReplyThis is why Trump might get reelected.
6 1 ReplyHere's a thought: Wiping water from your butt is easier than wiping shit
3 1 ReplyNot really, water has a much lower viscosity and loves to cling to every fold and gap.
1 8 ReplyBruh 🤨
2 1 ReplySo, when you get out of the shower, and towel down. Are you really dry?
Obviously not, unless you are using some new tech microfiber.
Now apply that to your butt.
1 5 ReplyAre you wiping with plastic? How is your butt so wet that it's a problem?
Anyway, I like your example. Imagine you take a shit shower and towel down. Are you really clean?
4 1 ReplyEvery time this discussion happens one of you skeezeheads decides to turn it to a personal examination of my shitting practices.
Every time
It's like a fetish for you wetass lovers.
Oh you don't like bidets, you must not shit right!
Fuck you and the incredibly high and very damp horse you came in on.
1 8 ReplyLouis Rossmann demonstrates the difference in wiping vs a bidet without even shitting. You do you, but he makes a good point.
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Fuck off with your bidets, y'all are like CrossFit and vegetarians, always looking for a place to mention your shit.
4 12 ReplyExcuse me sir, I don't have any shit. Because of my bidet.
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