This. Is. Ridiculous.
This. Is. Ridiculous.


Image transcription: Avocado half with pit inside. Pit takes up nearly ¾ of the inside
(Originally published on mastodon.world: 2024-02-14)
It's always a wooden ball isn't it? Never a plastic car or a tiny compass. I blame the French 😀
14 0 ReplyYou need to open the ball. Otherwise the toys would be all greasy. How many have you tossed out? Smh
Holy shit, your comment is a month old. I scrolled waaay too far
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Stick toothpicks in it, set it in a glass of water, let it root and plant it. They make nice trees.
7 0 Replysir there is a coconut in my avocado
4 0 ReplyAww bad times. Seriously, the *pits.*
...I'll show myself out.4 0 ReplyThat's why you don't buy round avocados.
3 0 Replythey're taking shrinkflation entirely too far.
3 0 ReplyA well-endowed avocado
3 0 ReplyIt's the variety of avocado. I can't tell them enough apart from the outside to know which ones are which.
2 0 Reply:blobcat_thisisfine: Costco has gone too far!
I hope the rest of your avocados were actually real.2 0 Replyman inflation really is everywhere :blobfoxcry2:
2 0 ReplyThat's how I feel when I buy plums expecting them to be red inside and they're yellow. I don't like the yellow ones. I like the red ones. You probably expected to have some avocado flesh inside that.
2 0 Replyyour chokecherry has an AMAZING amount of pulp!
2 0 ReplyYeah, where's the other half?
2 0 ReplyWhy is the pit so large!?
2 0 ReplyShrinkflation - botany edition.
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