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Couldn't they just clean the ship using the transporters and air filtration
Not enough suffering, eh?
It’s all the dead skin cells and hair that we shed.
Do a daily transporter sweep for dead organic material all over the ship to purge all those skin cells and hairs and other leftovers of our existing. No more vac
And then everyone wakes up freshly peeled. It's a win-win!
Just avoid areas with life signs. Person in the room? Delay the transporter sweep for an hour and check again. Or alternatively just don't clear dead skin cells/hair/dust within a 2ft radius of a given life sign, and do maybe 3 sweeps a day.
And bald. And fingernail-less.
And then someone forgets to reset the buffer after a difficult transport and then suddenly there's 30 new Tuvixes.
And then it goes into the source matter for the food replicators.
The circle of life 🥰