A $100 brother laser printer (2280dw but it has been discontinued). It's like a printer from an alternative universe where printers aren't evil.
Had it for about 6 years now. Printed thousands of pages and only needed to replace the ink cartridge a few times. Had no issues with 3-rd party cartridges. Surprisingly never required any maintenance.
Other laser printer brands that can probably perform similarly, but I can only vouch for this one.
I had a Brother Monochrome laser printer that randomly threw and error code and was bricked. Printed about 30 sheets through it before it died. Threw it in a dumpster.
Hesitantly, I bought a similar used one on Craigslist for $40 and it's been running fine for two years now. I might've just gotten unlucky with the first one.
I've had my laser brother 7860dw (also discontinued) and you are right thing just works. I've never replaced the drum and I've only had one clip for the paper tray break in the 12 years I've owned it.
For me it's HP something laser all black. Still printing after 12 years. Printed my and my wife's study things for 7 years. Printed a lot more when I got into RPGs.