The Archive Masterlist

NSFL

Read at your own risk, some of these are truly repulsive.

• The Jolly Rancher Story (NSFW)
• The Cumbox (NSFW)
• Colby the Dog (NSFW)
• The Swamps of Dagobah (NSFW)
• Probably Nonsexual and Silly (NSFW)
• A Man and His Coconut (NSFW)
• The Doritos Story (NSFW)

Greatest Hits

• Don’t Ask How I Took This Picture
• Streetlamp Le Moose (Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5)
• Grand Prix Richmond Crackstyle (NSFW)
• Today You, Tomorrow Me
• President Barack Obama AMA
• Because China
• Guy Actually Does Save Homeless Girl
• Origins of Cuil Theory
• A Wild Sketch Appears vs. Shitty Watercolor
• The Matrix is Reddit
• Colonel Chris Hadfield Talks to Reddit from Space
• Reddit Gets Classy
• France is Bacon
• Shower To Go, 2AM Chili, and 2AM ICE CHILI SHOWER
• The Perfect Pancake
• Ryan's Rules to Success
• OP Literally Eats a Dick (NSFW)
• This Guy's Dead Wife (NSFW)
• Shipwrecks

Funny

• The Poop Knife
• Guy Who Thinks His Sister is Hot (NSFW)
• Guy Who Pretended Not to Know What a Potato is
• Geraffes Are So Dumb
• The Saga of Kevin
• Guy Pooped His Pants at Work (NSFW)
• You Like That, You Fucking Retard? (NSFW)
• Guy Hates His Job
• Cat Facts
• A Day in the Life of a Moderator
• DarqWolff’s Intellect
• Guy Blasts Porn to Support Friend (NSFW)
• Homemade Electric Chair (NSFW)
• Reasons My Wife is Crying
• Reddit Turned Spanish
• Some Music During Sex (NSFW)
• Make Mark Zuckerberg Look More Human-like

Drama

• The /r/lgbt Mod Meltdown
• Quickmeme Banned Reddit-Wide
• DOXGATE, AKA Doxtober
• Reddit Bans Jailbait, Redditors React (NSFW)

History

• Reddit's First Ever Post
• Reddit's First Ever Comment
• The Great Digg Migration
• The Narwhal Bacons at Midnight
• We Did it Reddit, Boston Bombing Disaster
• Gold Rush of 2013
• The Fappening (NSFW)
• The Button
• Confession Bear Murderer (NSFW)
• The Fall of /u/Unidan

Honorable Mentions

• Pictures of Ian Sleeping, epic but not sure how to archive this.
• Origins of the Banana for Scale, images appear lost.
• Guy's Grandpa Dies, a Photo is Found, all in comments, too messy to catalog.
• The "Broken Arms" AMA (NSFL), all in comments, too messy to catalog.
• The Woody Harrelson AMA, all in comments, too messy to catalog.
• The Jose Canseco AMA, all in comments, too messy to catalog.
• Guy with Two Dicks AMA, all in comments, too messy to catalog.
• His Name is Robert Paulson, 22,685 comments over 6 years.

Purposely Omitted

• The "ask a rapist" thread. No thanks.

(Last updated 7/10/23, still very incomplete)