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  • I read it as monkey, and it didn't make any sense.

    • You need less monkey if you skip breakfast. What's not to understand?

    • "I'm holding your monkey hostage. If you can go one week without eating breakfast, I will return him unharmed."

      • Jokes on you I technically skip breakfast for several weeks now, if breakfast is only eaten in the morning. Now, I want monkey in my office until lunch, unharmed.

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