If you could have any job, what would it be?

There are so many things that are more important to me than what the actual job is. Working close to home (but not at home), predictable half-time hours, mostly working alone, working for a non-profit/government/individual, etc.

But all that aside for the sake of discussion, if I could operate a train that’d be awesome.

Honorable mention for bike mechanic and lab science grunt.