Scientists issue dire warning: Microplastic accumulation in human brains escalating
Scientists issue dire warning: Microplastic accumulation in human brains escalating
Scientists have made a disturbing discovery: human brains contain microplastics, and at higher concentrations than other organs. Worse, brain levels have jumped 50% in just eight years.
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Lmfao
We're totally boned.
How the fuck are micro plastics getting into the brain?
Via our blood
More importantly, how are we getting them out?
There's bacteria that can eat plastics. Lets hope they don't eat brain too.
Haha that's the neat part
Bloodletting is making a comeback!
Most plastic melts at between 200°C and 320°C. So... Uh. Let's fire up those ovens, baby.
I suggest we start with Dupont and 3M executives to field test the removal process - since they're cool with testing their products on us.
Additional suggestions encouraged. Coke-Amatil? Tyre manufacturers?
Attach your brain to a 3D printer. Make some use of all that plastic and print your thoughts. /j
You crazy son of a bitch. Im in
I don't think that's an option, given that they keep increasing