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Why is a) He even in there? b) still wearing that stupid hat?
Doesn't want people to see his botched hair implants
Little Xevlar was pulling his plugs out during the compulsory shoulder rides.
Xevlar
Did you come up with that? It's fucking top notch funny. I don't laugh much these days.
I wish. It was doing the rounds when he started wearing the kid-helmet and I can't forget it.
B: It has become an even lamer version of the swastika armband.
Don't see the kid anywhere in the image, so gotta have something to go on the head.
Nah, the kid isn't a hat, he's a human shield.
People are far less likely to shoot evil billionaires (and infinitely less likely to do so and gain public sympathy) if they do it near their spawn, so he's been bringing his 4yo everywhere he thinks he might otherwise be shot ever since people started celebrating Luigi.
Every time I see him with his kid, I can't help but think of the Insufferable comic where the dude's got baby body armor
They executed the kids during the Spartacus Revolt. Gotta make sure the slave owners kids don't come back for revenge.
Can't see how a billionaire's kid is any different - it's really nothing personal.
He has seven of those horcruxes
