Federal employee says they had to 'justify their existence' to DOGE 'college freshers' in '15-minute' interviews
Federal employee says they had to 'justify their existence' to DOGE 'college freshers' in '15-minute' interviews
A federal employee revealed DOGE's young employees are deciding his colleagues' fates while supervisors were ordered to fill out "justification forms."
Summary
A federal employee revealed that Elon Musk’s DOGE conducted 15-minute interviews where staff had to "justify their existence" to “college freshers.”
After Musk’s visit, he called for a 50% agency cut, with the bottom 30% of performers facing layoffs.
Supervisors must now submit justification forms for employees.
The speaker also claimed Musk, his "wife," and child are living inside the agency.
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Musk’s efficiency theater hits new lows: federal staff grilled by interns in glorified speed-dating sessions to “justify existence.” That 50% cut? Pure corporate darwinism—sacrificing the “bottom” 30% to feed his messiah complex.
Justification forms? Bureaucratic kabuki for supervisors moonlighting as HR inquisitors. And of course he’s camping in the office—a taxpayer-funded vanlife arc while his empire of hype unravels.
Pro tip: Submit a form titled “Why Mars Needs Layoffs First” and watch the nepo-bots short-circuit.