What would be first (few) thing(s) you would do if you were, right now, thrown into a Stardew Valley world Yr1 D1 but not as the farmer?

If I'm not the farmer?

I would follow a pre-scripted path depending on the day of the week and season, and refuse to accept more than two gifts. I would be a romance option, but the annoying kind that stays inside most of the time so it's hard to build rapport.

For extra credit, I would post ads inexplicably asking for someone to bring me a topaz to rub on my sore knees.