Guys all I have is rippoff swiss army knife, a bit bigger rusty knife, (not)brass knuckles, keys and a fish hook! How the F am I supposed to defend myself when I am camping in the woods or something??
A large sharpened stick as first line of defense, thanks to trusty pocket knife. Whip out the knife as last resort, while wearing knuckles, and keep the fish hook dangling just in case I guess.