Linux is now an RPG. What do you have? (totally not r/outside)
Linux is now an RPG. What do you have? (totally not r/outside)
The world of Linuxia beckons you! Your annoying guide flexes their gear the moment you spawn
Gentoo USB (Rare):
=> USE flags: Can rebuild itself
with or without the other
three attributes
=> March native: Increases attack
speed by 1% or -1%
=> Slot: Can use two versions of any
attribute at the same time
=> PGO: The USB memorizes when you
attack to increase speed, trading
off for lower speed elsewhen.
Requires two rebuilds.
Charm of systemd (common):
=> nspawn: Can build with deeper focus
=> Wisdom tax: The wise are less
likely to feel neutral toward you
(+2 or -2 charisma)
=> Chant of systemd: By chanting
'systemd-analyze calendar "Fri *-*-13"',
the caster instantly knows when
the next Friday the 13th is.
Let's have some fun! Spells, items, and dungeons oh my!
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Bazzite region of Linuxia
As you stumble upon the neon-lit realm of the gaming regions of Linuxia, an NPC tosses you a gleaming ISO volume of wisdom.
Bootable Amulet of Bazzite (Rare) => Frame Surge: Boosts performance by 15% of all inventory in the Wayland dimension. => Steam Incantation: Casts "Protonic assimilation" for all loot in unexplored dungeons (+2 compatibility). => Artifact of Immutability: Auto-repairs equipment after a dungeon raid. => Weakness - Package Curse: Outside the gaming regions, productivity wanes (-2 chances of legendary packages when opening chests).
Spell: Vulkan Forge (Uncommon) => Instantly summons Vulkan-powered rendering. => Can crit for +20 FPS, but may randomly glitch on older drivers (-1 stability).
Dungeon: Library of Protonic Lore => Encounter: Boss-level incompatible game. => Loot: XP towards seamless gaming or... disappointment (roll d20).
Will you flash, or roll a crash?
Vulkan Forge is such a name, I'm surprised no software has taken it
btw u gotta add double spaces after line skips to make it a real line skip