What's the most useless skill you've mastered, and how did you end up getting so good at it?
What's the most useless skill you've mastered, and how did you end up getting so good at it?
I’ve mastered the ability to take any idea or thought and transform it into anxiety. Jitters McGee
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I can make double fart sounds by laying on my back and cupping my knee-armpits with both hands.
Not entirely useless though; I showed this to my SO 7 years ago when we started dating and she was clearly impressed as she's still hanging around.
I was worried I was the only one! I can also do elbows, neck, and chest. Also eye sockets but it's not very loud, I'm working on it.
I wish you a great success on your journey towards the eye-socket-fart mastery
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