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Megachurch Conducts Successful Nuclear Missile Test

www.theonion.com Megachurch Conducts Successful Nuclear Missile Test

LAKELAND, FL—In what the evangelical congregation hailed as a significant step forward for its security capabilities, local megachurch Lakeland Liberty Fellowship confirmed Tuesday it had conducted a successful test of a nuclear missile. “Today’s detonation of a 50-kiloton thermonuclear device s...

Megachurch Conducts Successful Nuclear Missile Test
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