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The ring wants who it wants. Frodo was just hotter get over it
Keep your forked tongue behind your teeth! Everyone knows Sam's po-tay-toes are the best in the land.
Rosie Cotton sure thought so.
Those thirteen children sure didn't sprout out of the garden, that's for sure
Depends how ornate the language of your smutty fan fic is 🤷
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