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how to not be ugly:
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don't be exhausted
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don't have any dirt on you
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always have photo studio lighting on you regardless of what environment you're in
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look at the narcissistic viewer rather than your objective
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Have "fuck me" face on at all times.
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Be naked and dtf or else they'll reee
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how not to be ugly:
- smile, even when engaging in war, never stop smiling, it makes you look ugly otherwise.
- take care of your skin, even when your leg is decrepit and necrotic. It makes you look ugly.
- don't get wet, it makes you look ugly.
- shower regularly. It makes you look not ugly.
- take care of your skin, you wouldn't want to look ugly.
- looking ugly makes you look ugly, just don't look ugly.
You win the fucking prize, I didn't even think to call out the "fixed" version looking at the camera instead of..... whatever she's supposed to be looking at
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