What is a discreet way of waking myself?
What is a discreet way of waking myself?
I need to get up without waking the wife and kids, I got a smartwatch to vibrate and it woke her. The alarm is always going to wake the house.
Is there anything else?
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Get some kind of gas you can puff out at your wife to make her fall back asleep.
Create a mat that you lay on with parallel copper lines, attach it to a tazer circuit and an audrino. Replace alarm speaker with audrino.
Just keep a taser by the bed so when she wakes up you can paralyze her so she won't accidentally go to work.
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