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Pay a data broker for Dr. Phil's home address, travel to said location, wait until the witching hour (~2am-4am), whip out a knife, stabby stabby, go home. Because he deserves it
20 0 ReplyStabbing tires is so lame.
Remove the core from the valve stem. Way safer and accomplished the same task.
If it's a nice enough car with fancy wheels, they'll get ruined by sitting on the rims with a completely flat tire.
17 0 ReplyKeep in mind slashing tires full of compressed air can be very dangerous
11 0 ReplyUse a key launcher to slash them from a distance
7 0 ReplyIs key launcher code for a gun?
4 0 ReplyNo, an apparatus that launches keys (typically generic house keys) usually using air pressure.
(Shooting people’s stuff with guns is illegal, silly)
6 0 ReplyAll my locks are actuated by round keys of about 9mm diameter.
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That is true.....but it's not nearly as fun to do it safely
5 0 ReplyIt's also not fun to be dead
5 0 ReplyHow do you know?
8 0 ReplyBecause it that case, you wouldn't be able to slash any more tires.
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air them out first
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