There are so many loopholes. How do you "tax" on investments? My buddy is a millionaire and takes loans out on his investments and pays no taxes. Like WTF. I'm sitting here pay 35% and he pays almost nothing because the interest he pays can be written off.
You know like when you figure that the DnD rulebook is basically just a proposition, and you don't have to follow it, you can make up your own rules if you want?
But unlike DnD there absolutely are fun-police that will kick your door in and haul you away if they heard you went "Naw, the 615th edition ruleset makes zero sense so I'm gonna houserule that one." XD