Believe it or not, even a shithole state like Alabama has a few things going for it. My mother spends her winters on Dauphin Island and it's not a haven for dumb rednecks. But I agree overall the state (like lot of US states) sucks.
I wanted to make a Belle Delphine joke because I thought her name was Bella Dauphin but googling to come up with any info about her just came up with bathwater and the correct spelling of her name so clearly I don't know enough about her to make the joke.