Elon Musk admits X 'may fail, as so many have predicted'
Elon Musk admits X 'may fail, as so many have predicted'
Elon Musk said Saturday "sad truth is that there are no great 'social networks' right now."
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"Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by Dickless here." — Ray Stantz, Twitter engineer
151 0 ReplyIt's true. This man has no dick.
98 1 ReplyHmm could be are all his kids invetro?
5 3 ReplyMost of them are IVF/Surrogacy babies, I think.
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He has like 18000 children.
Plenty of awesome people are dick-free, and being dick-ful in no way suggests competence or any other positive trait.
Edit: ITT: omg tech bros are so toxic Also ITT: dick measuring
14 52 ReplyHave you never seen Ghostbusters?
34 0 ReplyLegit no but apparently I'm the only one.
4 0 ReplyGO TO A TORRENT SITE RIGHT NOW.
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Although unlikely, it's possible he has testicles they harvested sperm from and doesn't actually have a dick. Although, I think it's far more likely he has a micro penis that's barely functional, that he uses to impregnate women he's somehow conned into tolerating him.
3 10 ReplyYou spend a lot of time thinking about this dudes genitals.
8 2 ReplyYou don't spend nights awake wondering what Elons dick looks like? Guess I need therapy.
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How did all of these people replying to you never see Ghostbusters? It's criminal.
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