Donald Trump promised a forthcoming "Large, Complex, Detailed but Irrefutable Report" that would exonerate himself and implicate his enemies Tuesday.
Updating with Gov. Brian Kemp's response:
The 2020 election in Georgia was not stolen.
For nearly three years now, anyone with evidence of fraud has failed to come forward - under oath - and prove anything in a court of law. Our elections in Georgia are secure, accessible, and fair and will continue to be as long as I am governor.
The future of our country is at stake in 2024 and that must be our focus.
Heres the scene"
"It's a long way to the top" by AC-DC plays to a modtly empty room.
Trump trundles out, duck walking.
Gets to the mic, pulls out a doctored birth certificate of Obama's Nigerian birth certificate.
Trump points to the "crowd" warbles a triumphant howl of victory.
His girdle bursts, he shits himself.
"YMCA" by the village people plays, Trump does his half dance, half double masturbation thing off the stage.
the camera pans left to see Rudy Giuliani 's election.