You made my laugh for the first time today. But you might not be far off the mark. It seems pertinent to repeat the old Chinese curse - "May you live in interesting times". Shit's become far too interesting for my taste.
Oh yeah this planet ain't even a pixel in the universe. Universe gonna be fine. Hell even earth will be fine once we've caused the extinction of all life, including us.
Hell is a word used sometimes in American English, usually southern, as an intensifier. In casual conversation where I'm from, if someone starts their sentence with "Hell," they're usually going to say something most people already are aware of, but put it into practical terms.