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What does this mean for my horoscope?
Mostly that it's still nonsense.
Spoken like a Capricorn
We Capricorns are naturally skeptical of horoscopes.
Just like a Sagittarius to say. Or was it... Leo? It was definitely one of those, though.
This is all, of course, very very real. /s
Spitting hard facts here
Your penis will shrink
It means everyone is probably getting sick around here and having bad days because Mercury is in retrograde. At least, that's what my co-worker once said in front of like fifteen people.
I've heard stupider believe it or not. Once some co-workers and I went outside to see the ISS pass overhead and one of them said "can they see the Earth from up there?"
I forgot to mention- this woman was the chief news anchor for the local evening TV news.
I think Mercury's been in retrograde for a really long time, can we ask the astrologers to fix it so the world can go back to being sane?