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“Sorry, honey, can’t make it to the birth of our child, trying to debug this arch install”
This is fake, everyone knows arch users are perma-virgins
/me arch user with 4 crotch goblins... Must be a cuck and not know it :(
You get your V card back during the OS boot. Doesn't matter if you had sex, booted arch? A virgin again.
Now why didn't I think of that? I must be worth money to someone as a card carrying V...
/me off to grindr
Maybe your partner is giving birth through sperm donor, you don't have to have had sex
This. We are not Gentoo users, we don't make babies ourselves. We get them from AUR.
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