If you could regulate something relatively inconsequential, what would it be?
If you could regulate something relatively inconsequential, what would it be?
- Fitted sheet must have label on bottom right seam
- Salted butter wrapping text must be red. Unsalted blue.
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I would make the written English language 100% phonetic.
I would make SI mandatory in the US.
I would make one night a week a "have dinner with the neighbors" day.
Edit: I would make bidet toilets mandatory. Dry toilets would be phased out like cars without back-up cameras or asbestos insulation.
SI?
That's another way to say metric. Fuck the English system. Especially when cooking.
I would make the written English language 100% phonetic.
Nobody speaks written English, so how do we know it's not already phonetic?
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