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You could try to get Jodie Foster to notice you in some newsworthy way.
You could assassinate Putin, you would even get a statue and a park in your name.
Start a band and do that until you get on the billboards, do an interview and casually eat leftovers out of a Tupperware while wearing a possum costume with a sash that says "John Locke was right" and refuse to elaborate.
Liberate East Timor.
End global climate change.
Become a YouTube sensation with your Vlogs detailing every load of laundry you do while singing dubstep remixes of Chinese translated Yugoslavian nursery rhymes.
Invade tik-tok with clips of you screaming at inanimate objects with googley eyes on them, they aren't even your real father.
End global climate change
I feel like you missed OP's word "easiest"
Sounds like a skill issue, kids these days don't want to do hard work.
You know all about death and equity, now the kids can learn about sweat equity.
That will come in handy due to all the warming their generation is just letting happen due to their poor work ethic.
Sweaquity?
Some of these suggestions are genuinely genius
There is a fine line between genius and insanity.
I always say I can walk that line no problem, but the arresting officer always disagrees.