Vegan Circlejerk
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I shot a dolphin in the head with a rifle. But it's ok because I derived pleasure from it.
I'm not like one of those weirdos that just kills for no reason. I shot that dolphin right in its wet brain and I loved it. In fact, my pleasure from doing so was higher than my vegetarian friend's when they ate a whole block of cheese.
Right now, there's $20k being offered for information about me, but I think that's dumb. I tried to go to the FBI with information about a trophy hunter and the local butcher, but the special agent said he wouldn't give me any money for that and they already knew about it. He did offer me a bacon-topped doughnut on the way out though!
Edit, dang this is very different than Reddit's vcj.
- www.smbc-comics.com Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Soul
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Soul
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Two pigs slaughtered in an urban park in Romania after being brought in via ambulance
Content warning: has photos of the pigs, but they are low-resolution, from a distance.
>Unreal scenes in Constanța, where, in the middle of the day, two piglets were slaughtered, burned and then cut up in a park in the city, recently set up by the City Hall. And to complete the picture, the two piglets were brought to the "operation" site by a patient transport van with IL numbers. Unfortunately, it seems that the two "patient" piglets did not survive.
>A group of at least 5 people acted to fulfill the age-old customs and traditions of slaughtering pigs on the eve of Christmas holidays. Equipped with a kettle, a burner, water bowls, everything needed for a successful Igant, they slaughtered, burnt and butchered the two piglets without anyone disturbing them.
>The incident took place in the Constanta district of Km 4-5, Progresului street, right in the new park set up by the Constanta City Hall two weeks ago near the fence of the military unit.
Ignat is the (Orthodox) Christian Holiday associated with slaughtering pigs. It's also known as "pig's giveaway" (alms) because parts of the pig carcass are shared with participants and neighbors.
Translated with DeepL.com
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Perfume
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/5663412
> Comic by Dave Contra. > > Description: > > > Scene is in a bar, showing people standing at a bar and some crowd behind. In the foreground, there's some man drinking a beer, a dog drinking a beer, and a woman drinking a cocktail and standing like she just came in. The woman is dressed for a night out. The dog looks like a dog, but with an eye patch, bald/shaven head, scars on the chest, and ear partially cut off. The drug turns to the woman with an expression of anger and resentment, and says: > > It's people like me who make that cheap perfume you're wearing possible. > > >
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Bloody baking
Source: https://semblanceofsentience-blog.tumblr.com/post/722226188140019712/ive-seen-this-factoid-bandied-about-for-some
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Welcome to Happy Healthy MeatCo, a restaurant that cares about animals and the environment!
[Logo containing a smiling cow in a giant pasture goes here]
Menu
- Happy burger: Hand-crafted half-pound burger using free-range, grass-fed beef.
- Chicken burger: Lovingly-made chicken patties, sustainably-sourced from a queer, wxmxn-exploited ranch in the Amazon rainforest.
- Veggie burger: Impossible patty that has been drenched in cheese. All patties have been soaked overnight in milk and fried with happy-caged eggs.
- Fries: Fried with pure beef tallow and lard
- Ton of CO2: Because we care about the environment, we will let you release a ton of CO2 into the atmosphere. Don't worry, we buy carbon offsets!
Vegan menu
- Side of extra pickles
- Soda (vegan optional)
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The VCJ subreddit community is over here:
[email protected] Source: VCJ Reddit post
or for us .ml people you can use lemmy.ml/c/[email protected] to access from this instance 🫡
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Bonus tip (for vegoons only): as someone who's new to the fediverse I've found that the "Lemmy Link" extension for Firefox and Chrome is pretty neat. It adds a clickable mouse icon in the sidebar when you access a lemmy community from another instance that redirects you to the community on your home instance 🙂
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Sometimes I feel like I'm being mean when I pick on my nonvegan friends.
cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/501556
> But then I remember I didn't take their children away, hook them up to a machine to extract food from them, or kill them. And that makes me feel like making fun of carnists is not so bad.
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Why are the veguns still on reddit
I think the lack of protein is making them not think good.
Federated vegan btw
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uncontrollable bean rage
i HATE beans so much that i fly into a rage whenever the mere thought of beans enters my brain. i get so violent and out of control that i immediately kill and consume the nearest animal (not dogs you DUMB VEGANS) in a sort of fugue state. obviously i am very compassionate as i do this and use every part of the animal (this makes the animal happy)
this whole condition is agitated - obviously - by vegans existing and telling me to stop killing animals. aita?
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live and let live
cross-posted from: https://feddit.de/post/294585
> honestly I don't get why some people are so riled up about my and my families diet...
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all leather is worn for years and years
also it's an expensive product which values the animal, lmao
Leather is cheap as shit, it lasts long because it is treated with a shitload of chemicals and also, it was like, an animals skin??
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DIY Dog Harvest Workshop - Event by Elwood’s Organic Dog Meat
www.facebook.com DIY Dog Harvest WorkshopWe're SO proud to collaborate with local butcher & instructor, Chef Kendra of the Local Culinary Institute for this amazing workshop, where she'll teach the importance of humanely executing dogs....
>We're SO proud to collaborate with local butcher & instructor, Chef Kendra of the Local Culinary Institute for this amazing workshop, where she'll teach the importance of humanely executing dogs. You're welcome to B.Y.O.D. or purchase one of ours. All breeds welcome. Each attendee will have a true, hands-on experience on how to humanely slaughter dogs. This experience can be emotional, so we understand if you feel like standing back & watching instead of doing. At the end, though, you'll be able to say, "I did it, so it can't be wrong!" This process can take a couple of hours from slaughter to final fabrication of the dog. You also get to take home your fabricated dog! This program is held on the last Saturday of every month. $40. Space is limited so register early! Check out our brochure for available tours: https://tinyurl.com/visitelwoods Learn more: Elwooddogmeat.com
Hey y'all join me and learn the traditional trade of proper and humane dog slaughter 😍 #onewithnature