The Monkey's Paw

I wish people who haven't read Homage to Catalonia were unable to use the word "tankie"

I wish I was able to fall asleep whenever I want

I wish I could be the best guitar player in the world

i wish i could just do the damn thing i’ve been meaning to do

I wish being silly was a viable career option

i wish i could teleport all ants in a 50 ft radius literally anywhere else

I wish I had more time

I wish I were more confident.

I wish to restart my life while keeping all my current knowledge

I wish I was happier

I wish for the power to travel back in time

I wish I had one skill where I'm really talented

When I snap my fingers, a random stranger somewhere in the world gets $1000

I wish I had the power to control water.

I wish I had a funny little hat.

I wish this post properly conveyed the way The Monkey's Paw worked.