One cares for veterans, the other salutes the competition

Aaron Rodgers for vice president is so unserious

Live look at DeSantis HQ

Exclusive photo of Ron shitting the bed at tonight's totally-not-a-presidential debate

It's a miracle

Evergreen template

longer Haley

Live look at Vivek talking out of both sides of his mouth

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He has the same expression

Look at that subtle alt-right coloring...

Damn typos

The official photo is obviously photoshopped, so I did some digging and found the real one

Everywhere I go, I see his face

The Grinch Who (Tried to) Steal Georgia

[CONTEXT] The Mugshot

[CONTEXT] Trump's booking details. (215 my ass.)

A true rogue's gallery

Creatures Union, actually

Not all skinny kids with funny names are created equal

The first and last time Asa Hutchinson will ever be portrayed as a badass

Got my vote!

He's heard what makes them cheer

fuck them kids

[CONTEXT] It's like poetry, it rhymes

2024 Republican debate bingo card

faster, rudy

Second place, baby

[CONTEXT] "Trailer" for Tucker Carlson's Trump interview counterprogramming

[CONTEXT] Rudy's Fulton County mugshot released

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