Horrible Life Tips

Because after it's over the relief you'll feel knowing that it's only just a movie is so liberating from your actual fear inducing anxiety it helps alleviate your stress

There's no warning on the toothpick box like there is on the pesky QTip box.

Scrub hard to remove those pesky hairs.

The human body needs constant exposure to germs to keep its immune system healthy. Washing dishes, doing laundry, and taking showers all damage or destroy the bacteria that's keeping your immune system strong.

It encourages thinking long-term and prioritizing investments that yield returns, such as a nicer wardrobe or unfinished crafting projects. If you never splurge on yourself you'll just hate life even more. So spend your heart out !

Most are mistakenly under the assumption to keep quiet at the library, but fail to realize your fellow library goers are happy to know how far you've gotten in your reading.

Giving yourself a round of applause after finishing each page, let's them keep track of how many pages you've read and also serves to encourage them to read faster.

So don't be shy! Give yourself a well deserved round of applause !

People get bored constantly and love mystery. This is a way to help keep people engaged by keeping them guessing.

If they correct you, make them apologize. It adds an extra layer of challenge

One thing people Can't handle is grief. The best way to help get their mind of it is to Cause a distraction.

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make it All about you, absolutley lose your shit about a sports game, Stage is Yours. they'll appreciate your thoughtfulness.

Common misconception that you can't do this.

All you have to do is make sure your blinkers are on and everyone is aware.

Potassium carries lithium. So do lithium batteries.

Before your sleep and right when you wake up

Life's too short to stew over every choice. Trust your instincts, even if they lead you to the end of a rainbow. There's always gold there. That's your starting over money. See !

Ice cream, politics, food, down to their favorite color.

By constantly making every situation tense, the other person considers this as a sign of respect and strength.

Get some foster kids for around the home tasks like cooking,cleaning,mowing the lawn and running a sweat shop staffed by your other foster kids.

Doing so ensures a new hair style everyday.

In order to build resilience, we have to push and train our bodies. By depriving your body of the fuel it needs, your essentially making yourself stronger.

It's no secret people can't stand a know it all. Always assume. No matter what it is. Assume, then assert your assumptions as facts.

People greatly respect this, and find it endearing

Reminiscing is a beautiful thing. Most people value a sentimental person. It shows how thoughtful you are, and people highly value this trait in someone.

simplicity is for amateurs and makes you look stupid

That's just admitting fault, and it's a huge sign of weakness.

If you can, blame someone else. Everyone loves a hero and hates a villain.

Being a skeptic is off putting

Walk in traffic, you can draft and go faster. You can go fastest on the freeway.

Always think fast

Shows you're a good listener

You'll be ready for the day in seconds! (Disclaimer: This tip may result in discomfort, wrinkles, and confused coworkers.)